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About Me

Hey — I’m Sami, the bone-brained chaos engine behind Bad to the Bone.

This whole thing started with a question: “What if skeletons had better branding?” No biz degree. No marketing team. Just me, caffeine, and an idea that hit harder than a frying pan in a SMii7Y video.

At first, it was a joke. Then it got real. Then it got weird. Then it got weirder. Now it's a legit store selling unhinged merch for people who laugh when they probably shouldn’t.

I didn’t want another cookie-cutter “aesthetic” brand with fake minimalism and zero soul. I wanted something that made people say, “What the hell is this?” and then add it to their cart anyway.

Shoutout to SMii7Y

Massive shoutout to SMii7Y — the certified king of chaotic energy, random screaming, and the kind of humor that lives rent-free in my skull (pun intended).

His videos? Peak comedy. His vibe? Pure inspiration. The loud moments, the awkward silences, the sudden death by frying pan — it all played a part in shaping what this brand is now: loud, unexpected, and painfully funny for no reason.

Bad to the Bone is basically what would happen if you bottled SMii7Y’s chaotic spirit and injected it into hoodies, mugs, and skeleton lore. It’s not merch — it’s a reaction to the boring side of the internet.

About the Brand

Bad to the Bone is not your average brand. We’re about clean designs, offbeat humor, and a skeleton aesthetic that somehow works for every occasion (even funerals… probably). This brand is for:

  • Night owls who run on caffeine, chaos, and sheer audacity
  • People who unironically say “it do be like that sometimes”
  • Anyone who thinks skeletons are the peak of fashion
  • Keyboard gremlins who live in hoodies
  • People who’ve sent “LOL” but weren’t laughing

We make designs that look clean, feel soft, and hit different. You’ll either get compliments or confusion. Either way, it’s a win.

Meet the Mascot

He’s a skeleton in a wheelchair. No name. No lore. He just exists. And honestly? He might be the real boss around here.

We tried naming him. He didn’t respond. We tried deleting him. The lights flickered. Now he just appears in meetings (a.k.a. my brain at 2AM) and silently judges all design choices.

Spinning Skull

He’s seen things. He’s survived corrupted files, bad Wi-Fi, and the haunted Shopify theme editor. He is the Bone Zone’s final boss.

The Bone Code

  • Be funny — if your merch doesn’t make someone say “bro what,” try again
  • Be bold — we’re not here to blend in, we’re here to get weird looks
  • Be bones — like, literally. It’s the whole thing.
  • Be unpredictable — life’s too short to play it safe (ask the skeleton)
  • Embrace the chaos — glitches, memes, and good vibes only

Why We Exist

The world doesn’t need another boring brand. It needs this — a store run on skeleton jokes, pure serotonin, and 3AM inspiration spirals.

We're not here to be normal. We're here to make you laugh, confuse your friends, and look fresh doing it. Merch is the medium. Bone-core is the message.

Spinning Skull

If you're still reading this, welcome to the Bone Zone. This is your life now. There are no refunds, only vibes.

Meet the Founder

I’m Sami — skeleton enthusiast, meme curator, late-night overthinker, and CEO of “what if this was a hoodie?”

I design the drops, handle the chaos, and fight the Shopify editor daily with nothing but sarcasm and HTML. Every product here is fueled by energy drinks, a refusal to be boring, and a Google Drive full of cursed design drafts.

This isn’t a brand built in a boardroom. It’s a brand built in a bedroom, backed by a dream and a skeleton with too much attitude.

Thanks for being here. Let’s make the internet weird again — one bone at a time.

The Bone Family

We’re not just a brand. We’re a movement. Every hoodie, mug, and design is part of the Bone Family — a chaotic, hilarious, and often weird place for anyone who’s tired of the boring mainstream.

Join the Bone Family today — where the merch is weird, the vibes are real, and the attitude is a little bit extra.

The Future of Bad to the Bone

The road ahead is filled with more chaos, more designs, and even more skeletons. We’ve got big plans, big drops, and a ton of surprises in store. From limited edition releases to collabs that will make you say “wait, WHAT?” — we’re just getting started.

So buckle up, grab your hoodie, and get ready for a ride. The Bone Zone is only getting weirder from here.

Skeleton Meme Zone

Where bones have attitude, memes have no chill, and your sense of humor gets hit by a flying ribcage of chaos.

Skeletons are the ultimate mood: dead inside but still vibing.

20 Bone-Cracking Skeleton Memes

  • "My skeleton after one sip of iced coffee: we ride at dawn."
  • "If you hear bones crack when I stand up — no you didn’t."
  • "Me, arguing with my skeleton: can you please stop panicking in every social situation?"
  • "POV: you're just a skeleton wrapped in stress and memes."
  • "Doctor: You need more calcium. Me: *licks drywall* Skeleton: approved."
  • "Skeletons don’t cry — they just silently rattle."
  • "When you sneeze and your whole skeleton logs out."
  • "Skeleton in my closet: bro I live here, leave me alone."
  • "Me: I’m fine. Also me: sharing skeleton memes at 2AM like it’s a coping strategy."
  • "Bones don’t lie, but they sure complain a lot after leg day."
  • "Skeletons: spooky 5% of the year, unbothered legends 100% of the time."
  • "When you say you’re built different but it’s just osteoporosis."
  • "Me at a job interview: My strengths? Bones. Weaknesses? Also bones."
  • "Skeletons don’t flinch — they just rotate 180 degrees in rage."
  • "Wearing a hoodie to hide the fact that I’m literally falling apart inside (and outside)."
  • "Therapist: What do you feel? Me: Mostly bones. And chaos."
  • "Can’t be ghosted if you’re already a skeleton."
  • "Me: I’m going to sleep early tonight. My skeleton: Let’s think about every awkward thing since 2009."
  • "Skeletons be like: No muscles, no emotions, just pure dramatic energy."
  • "My skeleton isn’t lazy, it’s just on energy-saving mode."

Have a skeleton meme that made you laugh so hard your femur twitched? Send it in. We love bone content.

Stay Bone-Chill

This isn’t just meme culture — it’s a lifestyle with fewer emotions and more calcium.

Spinning Skull

Need Help?

Questions, chaos, or cursed memes? We’re here for all of it.
Hit us up anytime at help@badtothebone.shop

✉Contact Us
Got questions? Sami’s got bones to pick with you.
Funny skull gif

Shoot your bone boss a message at owner@badtothebone.shop. We don’t bite — unless you ask nicely.

Summon Sami

Frequently Asked Freak-outs

Do you actually run this as a skeleton? +
Nope — but the brand does have a skeleton in a wheelchair with an attitude problem. That's basically the same thing.
When will my order ship? +
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. That’s faster than most skeletons can type, trust us.
Can I send memes to customer support? +
Absolutely. Weird memes, cursed memes, skeleton memes — we accept them all at help@badtothebone.shop.
Do your hoodies summon spirits? +
Only good vibes and maybe a slight urge to start a cult. No ghost guarantees, sorry.
What if I ordered the wrong size? +
Hit us up. If it’s unworn and clean (and not cursed), we’ll sort out an exchange.
Can I collaborate with Bad to the Bone? +
If you’ve got cool ideas, skeleton love, or chaotic creative energy — email owner@badtothebone.shop and let’s talk.